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ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE
you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops
I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
No. Fuck this. You have got to be bullshitting me somehow. I will find out, there is no goddamn way.
Fuck snakes, man.
This is literally hours ago
Snakes are demons.
(Source: The Huffington Post)